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today my mom turned 58 years old and i turn 25 years old in eight days
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure...– George Carlin (via womanhouse)
i’m wearing MAC media with super dark brows because i was going to ride the bus to the nomad tonight but then i found out sam was driving there. come to the nomad tonight if you wanna see teenage moods and dust buns and me in extra-bitch-looking mode!!
vivacoleslaw: I like a lot of things but I looooooooooooooove getting drunk with Liz Elton. your tiny text posts always get lost on my dash, so i missed this but duhhhhh back atchya, girlfriend. all day happy hour is the best / most dangerous thing ever. also the sign of a good night is coming out of the bathroom and saying, “i think i just peed straight whiskey.”
someone should, like, make me a mix to bake cookies by and then i’ll give them some cookies. i think that’s a win-win, right? EDIT: the cookies are gonna be vegan. sorry / not sorry.
womanhouse asked: liz elton. you're the coolest. kitten forever is my happy music. also, i used to watch rescue 911 all the time. the opening theme is really intense. thanks for bringin me back.
RESCUE 911 - Episode 203 - “DANGLING SKIER” “When a girl slips and dangles from a ski lift, a bystander attempts a daring rescue.”
RESCUE 911 - Episode 520 - “BUTANE HUFFING” “A teenage boy collapses after huffing butane.”
RESCUE 911 - Episode 312 - “FREEZER TONGUE” “A teenage boy gets his tongue stuck in the freezer while babysitting his two-year-old niece.”
RESCUE 911 - Episode 114 - “BABY TOSS” “A woman must drop 8 babies from her burning apartment building.”
RESCUE 911 - Episode 319 - “911 SNAKE BABY” “A toddler is bitten by a Cottonmouth.”
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i think about lula’s almost every day. it is one of my favorite places on earth.